Thursday, April 9, 2009

Cyber city job titles

Top 20 Hitech jobs descriptions with the old pace of working

here are few

1. Beverage Dissemination Officer - Barman

2. Colour Distribution Technician - Painter and Decorator

3. Customer Experience Enhancement Consultant - Shop Assistant

4. Domestic Technician - Housewife

5. Education Centre Nourishment Consultant - Dinner Lady

6. Highway Environmental Hygienist - Road Sweeper

7. Field Nourishment Consultant - Waitress

8. Five a Day Collection Operative - Fruit Picker

9. Front Line Customer Support Facilitator - Call Centre Worker

10. Gastronomical Hygiene Technician - Dish Washer

11. Mass Production Engineer - Factory Worker

12. Media Distribution Officer - Paper Boy

13. Mobile Sustenance Facilitator - Burger Van Worker

14. Mortar Logistics Engineer - Labourer

15. Petroleum Transfer Engineer - Petrol Station Assistant

16. Recycling Operative - Bin Man

17. Sanitation Consultant - Toilet Cleaner

18. Coin Facilitation Engineer - Toll Booth Collector

19. Transparency Enhancement Facilitator - Window Cleaner

20. Vehicle Restoration Engineer - Panel Beater (ANI)

this the actual old wine in new bottle

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